HELPFUL REMEDIES and PROPAGANDAS
TO HELP AFGHANS

1. America steps up Bomb Sniffing Dogs Deployment
America is asking for a build up of canine troops. To counteract the increased bomb attacks in Afghanistan, Americans are deploying greater numbers of dogs to sniff for bombs and explosives. When the dogs find hidden bombs, the area will be cleared to detonate the bomb. Many Afghan citizens are applauding the American effort to save lives, threatened by Taliban and al-Qaida operatives.

2. American's Rebuild Afghanistan Roadways to Avoid roadside bombs
American and allied forces are to begin adding 15’ wide shoulders on Afghanistan highways to gain distance between vehicles and exploding roadside bombs.

3. New American Automobile Clunker Program expected to begin soon
The American government has decided to start another round of the popular Cluncker Program. This time around, the clunkers will not be scraped, instead they will be sent to Afghanistan.
The principal idea is to sell hundreds of thousands of clunkers to the Afghan citizenry to fill the roadways of Afghanistan. As thousands of afghans begin driving on the roadways they will be more apt to spot insurgent’s setting up bombs off the side of the roads.

4. National Emergency Phone number established in Afghanistan
Afghanistan will soon have their own national 911 emergency phone number. It is expected when Afghan citizen's become aware of a terrorist situation such as a roadside bomb or car bomb being set up, they will call their 911 emergency number to notify authorities before their relatives and friends become casualties. This system will greatly reduce the amount of citizens and soldiers killed in incidental explosions.

5. Hidden Surveillance Cameras to Make Debut in Afghanistan
American and allied forces will begin installing hidden security cameras in suspected locations where insurgents take vehicles to be loaded with explosives and assemble roadside bombs.

6. America sending Load Sensitive CAR BOMBS to Afghanistan
Beware Taliban and al-Qaida Insurgents, to begin a new defense to the rise in car bombs and roadside explosions. Americans will soon begin sending vehicles that have secret weight sensitive detonators attached to small bombs. If this particular vehicle is chosen to be a car bomb and terrorists begin loading it with explosives, a hidden bomb will explode when the vehicle is overloaded, killing all of the loaders and wasting their explosives.

7. New Businesses for Afghanistan instead of China
American manufacturers are considering setting up manufacturing and related types of businesses in Afghanistan to give Afghans the necessary opportunity to rise above Taliban promises of wealth and well-being that will never be. Many Taliban and al-Qaida soldiers will give up their fight and go to work to make for a better way of living for themselves and their families.

8. American’s Flood Afghanistan Markets with Household goods
AMFC Inc. (non-profit) has started an economy-based effort to help Afghanistan citizens. Americans can now send their household products to:
AMFC Inc.
P.O. Box 113
Tonawanda, New York 14150.
By trading-in household products still in good condition, American citizens will receive a 25% discount coupon to be used towards the purchase of a new like-kind product to the one they sent to us. Systematically, the traded-in products will be shipped to Afghanistan to be put on the open market for sale at cheap prices. To learn more go to www.givetopoorcountries.com click on Trade-in


9. American's Threaten to Spray Poppy Crops with Agent Orange
Many Afghan farmers, are forced to grow poppy-seed crops against their will! American forces will soon begin spraying poppy crops with Agent Orange to discourage this practice. Drug Lord purveyors will be very upset, when they start receiving complaints due to the tainted quality of their poppy crops.

10. American Styled Women Clothing Headed for Afghanistan
American women will now be able to trade-in their clothes that are still in good shape to receive a 25% discount coupon to be used towards the new purchase of new like-kind clothing to the one they send us. All women of America send us your usable clothes to send to Afghanistan, Afghan women need to look good also! Just send to:

AMFC Inc.
P.O. Box 113
Tonawanda, New York 14150


11. Big Money for Fresh Afghan Produce
To discourage the continued practice of growing Poppies to feed the booming drug trade, farmers are entering a new program to be subsidized by the American government to switch over to growing produce. Afghan Farmers will now earn more growing fruits and vegetables to feed their citizens than what Drug-Lords can pay and stay in business.

12. WAL-MART STORES COMING TO AFGHANISTAN
The American government has recently struck a deal with WALMART giant to start building stores in Afghanistan to bolster attempts to kick-start their economy. The American military will supply security to protect Wal-Marts investment in that country. It is expected that many Afghan citizens will welcome the retail giant as a sure way to help their economy by offering jobs.

13. Women Equality books to be Sent to Afghanistan
Women of America, please send any women's books of equality to be sent over to Afghanistan. Afghan women want to contribute to the well-being of their families just as in America. In exchange for this dedication Afghanistan women want their equality also. To learn more on how to receive a 25% discount coupon to be used towards the purchase of another like-kind book, Click on Trade-in